Fixated Passion

The Season Of Love | February 14, 2010

My My My How The Love Fills The Air…

So this holiday called Valentine’s Day is all over the place. I haven’t a problem with it, actually. I loved it growing up cause it meant free chocolates and love letters from the boys who loved you in school. And don’t forget the anonymous crushes you had on the guys, sending them love taps and secret admirer notes. Do You Like Me? Yes No Maybe notes.

Ahh, those were the days, weren’t they?

Today I wanted to share my love letter that I had for a special guy. Ok, so he don’t even know who TheStrange0ne is, BUT it doesn’t hurt to write Aubrey Graham how I feel on here, right?

Aubrey,

Imagine all of the letters, phone calls, tweets, texts you’ll be receiving today. Imagine all of the Barbies (straight face), all of the girls Nicki Minaj’n their way to be with you. Now try to picture a young female from a city in New York, trying to think of all the things to say in a note that probably won’t reach you. What can you say? Happy Valentines Day, I guess? Or maybe whats REALLY on my mind…. “Drake, I wanna pelvic thrust you until my hip bone pops out of place.. I wanna hop on you until your thoughts scatter and you forget your own birthday… I wanna humphumphump until we can’t see straight.” Eh, well no, I won’t tell you that’s exactly all of the things I want to do with you. So, I’ll have to settle with Happy Valentines Day, huh?

Happy Valentines Day My Sweet Succulent Yellow Cake, you!

Love Your Crush,
TS1


Happy Valentines Day folks!

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3 Comments »

  1. [crumbles @ humphumphumphump] Think I rubbed off on you lol & immediately I though of Dave Chappelle’s Black Bush ‘&& the got yeloow cake.’ ‘Don’t drop that shxt’

    Comment by quiietst0rm — February 14, 2010 @ 4:07 pm

  2. LMAO@ “wanna hop on you until your thoughts scatter and you forget your own birthday”… WTH! Gawsh!

    Comment by flyymeng0peach — February 17, 2010 @ 11:54 am

  3. It would have REALLY been a problem if the following was said: “I want to get a rub down and squeeze in a romping session.”

    Peach you know about that quote!

    Comment by Fixated Passion — February 17, 2010 @ 12:25 pm


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